Tonight: Dance! Music! Sex! Romance! (Dance Party) with: Sangre Y Terra // Neutral Fixation

Tonight, we dance....and, oh yeah, Dance! Music! Sex! Romance! used to throw some crazy dance parties in the recent past --and they're back!! Tonight is their "nothing lasts forever edition" --Yep. Come here and party, tonight!

"DJ Mistress Fleshette and DJ Ames Woods were once married. Now they are not. Basically. But that shit costs money to consummate. They need your sweaty, writhing torsos jerking back and forth on the dance floor, and also your hard-earned wallet butter.

Come shove their marriage off this mortal coil and you will find a raffle with horrifying prizes, TBA bands (including the monstrous Sangre Y Tierra, and fabulous Neutral Fixation), and of course, plenty of hard funk, sleazy electro, and brutal hip-hop to wrap your bodies around."


See ya!

21+ / 9:30pm

Tonight: Avedis // Futurepunk // Dust Witch // Passing Phases // DJ Ames Woods

Tonight. Experience the apex of musical entertainment as Avedis comes in to rock the house, ...oh and, they're dropping their new record on y'all tonight too!!! As if that wasn't awesome enough, we also have Futurepunk --the masters of the 1:30 song--, Dust Witch --pyschadelic/progressive music that you will love--, Passing Phases --our pals from Virginia--, ...and the greasiest, sleaziest DJ in the land: DJ Ames Woods, who will spin you into oblivion after the bands do their part...wooo hooo! There shall be wine! There shall be dancing! There shall be good times...


Avedis - http://avedis.bandcamp.com/

Futurepunk - https://www.facebook.com/Futurepunked/app_178091127385

Dust Witch - http://dustwitch.bandcamp.com/

Passing Phases - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Passing-Phases/328386897248746?fref=ts


21+ / 9pm / $5.oo

Tonight (8:45 - Close): Giraffes? Giraffes! // Bunnies // Goddard // Speedy Ortiz // DJ Ames Woods

So, upon completion of the wonderful afternoon/evening First Night 2013 events, things will indeed get wild, fun and amazing in here around 9....(read below, become happy upon seeing the band lineup, make plans to get here for the whole f*cking show!!) ....please, DO come over and kick the sh*t outta 2012 with us and:


Giraffes? Giraffes! - Instrumental / Experimental Rock Duo!
http://www.giraffesgiraffes.com/

Bunnies - Dynamic / Psychadelic Rock Three Piece
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Bunnies/241159385679

Speedy Ortiz - Snack rock / Sex ed
http://speedyortiz.bandcamp.com/

Goddard - Experimental / Math Rock rocket
http://goddard.bandcamp.com/album/bishop

Dj Ames Woods - The sleaziest DJ in the land. Sure to make your body move. Yeah!


8:30pm // 21+ // $5.oo

Tonight, A Shot of Theater // Afterparty with DJ Ames Woods

Tonight, the second installment of, A Shot Of Theater! (vital info below)

Hosted by Hors D'oeurves of Bon Appétit Burlesque! (http://www.facebook.com/bon.appetit.burlesque?fref=ts)

Three Thursdays in November, right here!
November 8th (was great!), 15th, and 29th, from 7pm-9pm.

An Evening of originally written One-Act Plays performed in a cabaret atmosphere.

Come and be entertained as we amaze you with our stories of finish. Enjoy a cocktail as we countdown the Mayan Calendar and give a final bow.


And, stick around for an amazing dance party with DJ Ames Woods immediately following!!


Plays Written By:
Louie Falcetti
Thomas Matthew Campbell
George Lenker
Phil O'Donoghue
Joshua Mobley
and more....

Directed By:
Scott Whitney & Jessie Beland
Kevin Tracey
Rebecca Macomber & Liz Jensen
Alain Louis-Gaston Lamoureux
Becky Beth Benedict
Kimberly Overtree


And!:
Special Guests! (you'll get to see who when you're here)

$7.oo // 21+

Please visit A Shot of Theater on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/AShotofTheater

(the plays contains explicit language. But hey, the best things usually do)

Tonight: SWEAT! (a Dance Party) Featuring DJ's: Ames Woods // Mistress Fleshette // Amanda Freeman

Dance!
PARTY!!
Tonight!!
It's called SWEAT! and we do it every Thursday night! (well, most Thursdays...)

Tonight is Alish's Birthday Bash Edition featuring DJ Ames Woods, Mistress Fleshette and DJ Amanda Freeman!!

Hott! Hott!! Hott!!
Come...
Dance!
PARTY!!

21+ // 10pm // Free to enter

Tonight: SWEAT! (Dance Party) Featuring: Cashman // DJ Ames Woods

Tonight! SWEAT! A Dance Party! Occurs every Thursday night! It's awesome! It's fun!


Tonight features two greasy-hot DJ's: Cashman & DJ Ames Woods. You cannot go wrong with these two chaps providing the sounds, ...if you like having fun while dancing and partying that is. And if getting the dance floor slick with fluids isn't your thang, come watch some old horror movies they'll be providing for visuals. Yes.

10pm / $1.oo (or free) / 21+

Tonight: SWEAT! Featuring DJ Ames Woods // Layerface

SWEAT! is a weekly dance bash we throw on Thursday nights so......come party with DJ Ames Woods and Layerface as they spin everything from golden age hip-hop to abstract Warp Records electronic jams. Gonna be so haught.

If you don't come you'll get a goiter and won't get laid ever again. (we will also be handing out iodized salt packets)

10pm / 21+

Tonight: Giraffes? Giraffes! // Goddard // The Bulletproof Tiger // DJ Ames Woods

Tonight:

GIRAFFES? GIRAFFES!: http://www.facebook.com/giraffesgiraffes

THE BULLETPROOF TIGER: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Bulletproof-Tiger/105169339763

GODDARD: http://www.facebook.com/Goddard.Music

with sleazy after-party jams by DJ AMES WOODS


Yes!

21+ // $5.oo // 9pm

Tonight: Dance! Music! Sex! Romance! featuring: DJ Ames Woods / Sexwar / Layerface

Tonight.....Dance! Music! Sex! Romance!...hot, hot, hot...come dance!

This might be the last DMSR for awhile. Hopefully this isn't the case, but if so, we're gonna go out with a bang. Hopefully you will all go out with a bang.

Do you see what I did there? Get it??

This month's edition will feature the usual sleazy electro/funk/hip-hop from DJ AMES WOODS, and live music from...

SEXWAR - experimental electro-hop-intensity. Improvised psychedelitech. http://www.facebook.com/sexwar

LAYERFACE - warm, hardware, freaky, head-nodic, surrealistically dope http://soundcloud.com/layerrrface

Tonight: Dance! Music! Sex! Romance!

Tonight. Come party and make viscous liquids on the dance floor. DJ Ames Woods will be flying solo all night playing grimy, sexy, sleazy, dirt.

Since he usually get dozens of requests a night, only some of which he can honor, now is yer chance to make some requests/suggestions. If he deems them sleazy enough for D!M!S!R!, they will certainly be played.

Tell friends, sexy and un-sexy alike, cuz everyone needs lovin'...and dancin'

21+ // 9pm // $5

Tonight: Dance! Music! Sex! Romance! Presents The Studebaker Hawk birthday edition!

Something different for this month's Dance! Music! Sex! Romance! - no live bands. (:c) I know.

Instead, birthday boy/special guest DJ Studebaker Hawk will be joining DJ Ames Woods in moistening the dance floor with an entire night of sleazy, greazy, sex-jams. Funk, electro, old and new hip-hop, jams that defy categorization, and plenty of sweat-draining, classic house.

If you don't get laid, we failed. (do it for Studebaker Hawk's 27th year on this mortal coil)

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/events/102625319876104/



21+ // 9pm //$5

Tonight: Dance! Music! Sex! Romance! with: Home Body // Big Digits // DJ Ames Woods // Mistress Fleshette

Yay!! Tonight is going to be f-in' awesome! Because....

DANCE! MUSIC! SEX! ROMANCE! PRESENTS:

BIG DIGITS (party with dirty Bostonian machines)

HOME BODY (hometown electro-throb-pop!)

and general sleaze songs from DJ AMES WOODS and MISTRESS FLESHETTE
doors at 9pm
5 bux
21+

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/events/315510891848601/?ref=ts

Tonight: Dance! Music! Sex! Romance!

Hello entertainment seeker! ...Action resumes tonight with:

DANCE! MUSIC! SEX! ROMANCE! Chapter Febrero!

Aiding in your collective drenching of the dance floor will be...

MILKY EEL POWERS - one tiny person, too many psych-raunch sounds to enumerate.
(http://milkyeelpowers.bandcamp.com/album/pok-mon-songs-volume-i-pallet-town)

VAPORWARE - ghetto-tech fury w/ substance? I sure hope not. First show!

...and of course a healthy dollop of low-brow hip-hop, electro, sleaze, synth-pop, and greasy funk pillow-songs from DJ AMES WOODS and MISTRESS FLESHETTE

If you don't get laid, we failed.

21+ -- $3.00 -- 9pm

Tonight: Dance! Music! Sex! Romance!

TOOOOOO NIGHT!!!

We are proud to bring you the first monthly edition of DANCE! MUSIC! SEX! ROMANCE! Featuring...

THE SUMMIT -- (brutal hip-hop supergroup w/ members of Dust Witch, The Trials and Tribulations, Idiot Savant/John Bobbit Experience, Yak Snot, True Believers, and more)

RxN -- (codeine beats for your head, body, and 10-year old NES-addicted self)

DJ AMES WOODS/MISTRESS FLESHETTE (Adam & Cora) -- (spinning nothing but the grimiest sleaze)

If your night doesn't end with lovin' and/or pillow-biting then we'll have failed.

3bux//21+

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/events/350080588340739/